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想想吧 玩意 Think of it, Thing
都25年了 For 25 years
我們都試圖聯繫 we've attempted to contact Fester
在遠處的法斯特 in the great beyond
這25年來... and for 25 years..
一無所獲 我開始認為 nothing. I'm beginning to think
我哥哥是真的失蹤了 my brother truly is lost
別這麼幼稚 Don't be a baby
我知道我在幹什麼 I know what I'm doing
救我 Help me
你看她 Look at her.
我可以為她而死 我可以為她殺人 I would die for her. I would kill for her
無論怎樣都是上天的福佑 Either way, what bliss
不開心嗎 親愛的 Unhappy, darling
是的 Oh, yes
非常不開心 Yes, completely
葛米茲 Gomez..
太陽 sun
它刺穿了我 I Ime perce comme unpoignard
哦 提什 Oh, Tish
那是法語 That's French
是的 Oui
我的美人 Cara mia
等等 太陽先生 En garde, Monsieur Soleil
葛米茲 Gomez..
昨晚你情迷意亂 Last night you were unhinged
你就像絕望的困獸在咆哮 You were like some desperate howling demon
你嚇著我了 You frightened me
再來一次 Do it again
謝謝 勒馳 Thank you, Lurch
去你的 亞當斯 Damn you, Addams
抱歉打破了你的窗戶 法官 Sorry about the window, Judge
不用還給我了 Keep the ball
我還有滿滿一桶呢 I have a whole bucketful
你個白癡 You moron
這是新的里程碑 提什 It is a milestone, Tish
今夜是我們第25次的降神會 This very night, our 25th seance
這些年來 被罪惡感所吞噬 All those years gnawed by guilt..
被痛苦所阻隔 undone by woe..
被未知而燒灼 burning with uncertainty
別折磨你自己了 葛米茲 Don't torture yourself, Gomez
那是我的工作 That's my job
哦 提什 Oh, Tish
親愛的 如果法斯特真的回來... Imagine, darling if Fester did come back..
半死不活... 半人半鬼 half alive... barely human
糜爛的軀殼 a rotting shell
別饞我 Don't tease
停下 Stop it
我警告你 I'm warning you
看哪 親愛的 塔里來了 Look, darling. Tully is here
塔里 Tully
在跟大門較勁呢 Romping with Gate
只有他們還付錢給我們 These are you last paying clients
還需要我提醒你嗎 may I remind you
如果這會讓你開心的話 If it gives you pleasure
總得有什麼讓我開心吧 Something has to
比如華麗麗的大衣 去晚會店穿的禮服 like a decent coat. something dressy for evening
讓他們借錢給你 求他 Ask for a loan... beg
不要借錢 我又不是乞丐 No loans. I am not a bum
別說了 Don't say it
我會弄到錢的 我有計劃 I'll get the money. I have a plan
真是丟人 This is all so humiliating
我怎麼就嫁給你了 Why did I marry you
因為我同意了你的求婚 Because I said yes
我來見亞當斯夫人 I'm here to see Mrs. Addam
商量慈善拍賣的事 about the charity auction
停下 放開我 Stop it! Let go of me
法斯特•亞當斯 FESTER ADDAMS
偏了 Ah, missed
那是什麼 What's that
玩陰的 老傢伙 我喜歡 Dirty pool, old man. I like it
夠了 Had enough
我的鋼筆呢 Where's my pen
算了 Never mind
先用你的好了 I'll take yours
首先 談老生意 First, the old business
慈善拍賣 真是可笑 Charity auction. It's ridiculous
可能在這兒 我覺得不是 Perhaps it's in here. I don't think so
尼克奈克叔叔的冬季衣服 'Uncle Niknak's winter wardrobe. '
尼克奈克叔叔的夏季衣服 'Uncle Niknak's summer wardrobe. '
尼克奈克叔叔 'Uncle Niknak'.
《法斯特•亞當斯的退休基金》 'The Fester Addam offshore retirement fund'
有什麼用呢 什麼用都有 What would it do What wouldn't it do
法斯特 向你致敬 Fester, all tribute to thee
有人叫他非人的惡魔 Some called him inhumanly evil
不 No
我只有當著父母的面才叫他兄弟 only at parents I called him brother
對他的記憶將永存... 通過這筆錢 His memory must live on forever... through money
為了減少納稅額 我把基金設到我的名下 I'm depositing the fund under my name for tax purposes
有才 That's inspired
他一定也希望這樣 He would've wanted it that way
我們深愛的法斯特 Beloved Fester
不錯 Indeed
為了法斯特 For Fester
為了法斯特 兄弟 For Fester, a brother
我的兄弟 My brother
獨一無二的 One of a kind
醫生們都說... 善待動物 The doctors all said... Kind to animals
尊老愛幼 So good with children
他們什麼也證明不了 They never proved anything
一百萬是合適的金額 $1 million is the perfect amount
太棒了 It's brilliant
毫無蹤影 It's untraceable
但是 塔里 這不是舊生意 But, Tully, it's not old business
要等一等 你知道規矩的 It's going to have to wait. You know the rules better than that
這次不一樣 這次是在我名下 This is different. This is in my name
破一次例吧 Make an exception
舊生意就是舊生意 Old business is old business
這是新生意 我們要談新生意得等到... This is new business and we do not discuss new business until..
下個季度 next quarter
下個季度 Next quarter
不錯的躍進 Fine lunge
但是你的還擊... but your riposte-
有點生疏了 a tad rusty
找個棍棍撅泥玩吧 老傢伙 Make yourself comfortable, old man
我去拿這個月的花銷 while I get the money for the monthly expenses
在這裡 There it is
我們要找的就是它 Just what we've been searching for
謝謝 玩意 Thank you, Thing
我的天哪 My God
這是什麼 What is it
是武漢帝時衙門用的指套 A finger trap from the court of Emperor Wu
肯定值不少錢 It must be worth a fortune
莫提莎 Ooh, Morticia
太奢侈了... This is too extravagant..
就算是用來拍賣 even for the auction
那就留著吧 Let's keep it
好了 媽媽 Hush, Mama
為了慈善 寡婦和孤兒 for charity. Widows and orphans
我們需要更多 We need more of them
瑪格麗特 Margaret..
今晚的降神會 About the seance tonight
希望你也來 I wish you'd come
是葛米茲 It's Gomez
我非常擔心他 I'm terribly worried about him
他不吃飯 也睡不著 He wont eat he can't sleep
還總是咳血 He keeps coughing up blood
他咳血? He coughs up blood
反正沒以前那麼好了 Well, not like he used to
老實點 喵喵 Down, kitty
飄 GONE WITH THE WIND
給 There
月供 The monthly expenses
布拉伯裡小姐 Miss Bradbury
她回家了 阿爾弗特先生 She's gone home, Mr. Alford
克裡文夫人 Oh, Mrs. Craven
我剛想給您打電話 I was just about to call you
那是當然的 I'm certain you were
你沒見過我兒子高丹吧 You haven't met my son Gordon
是不是 阿爾弗特先生 have you, Mr. Alford
你好 Hello
就是他嗎 母親 Is this the one, Mother
你提到的那個賴帳的人 That deadbeat you mentioned
別 等等 等等 No, w-wait. Wait, wait, wait
且慢 Hold on. Hold on
且慢 您要聽我說 Hold on. You have to listen to me
是嗎 阿爾弗特先生 為什麼呢 Do we, Mr. Alford? And why
求你 Please..
聽我說完 聽我說完 Hear me out. Hear me out
拜託 Please..
求你 你說怎樣就怎樣 母親 Please! Ah Your call, Mother
高丹和我的母子情誼很特殊 Gordon and I enjoy a very special relationship.
她最完美了 She's a pip
好玩嗎 不? 高丹 放下 Refreshing, no? Down, Gordon
母親 高丹 Mother Gordon
高丹 Gordon
我們借給你一大筆錢 We've lent you a considerable sum
幾千美元 many thousands of dollars
欠債還錢 Payment due
我沒錢 我什麼辦法都試過了 I don't have the money. I've tried everything
高丹 我真想相信他 我也是 Oh, Gordon, I want to believe him so do i
讓我為你驕傲 Make me proud
不 不不不 No, no, no, no, no
他騙我們 母親 He lied to us, Mother
不 不 不是你們想的那樣! No no, it's not what you think!
那是亞當斯一家帳戶的金幣 Those are doubloon for the Addams account
亞當斯 Addams
他家還有更多 那是一筆財富 There's more theres a fortune
但沒人能拿到 你以為我沒試過嗎 But nobody can get to it. dont you thinkl've tried
是嗎 有好好想辦法嗎 Have you? Have you tried hard enough?
問問他 親愛的 Ask him, sweetheart
不 不 寶貝 別問了 No, no, no, sweetheart. Don't ask
法斯特 Fester
真是可怕的夜晚 It's a miserable night
我知道 親愛的 I know darling.
降神會的天氣 Seance weather
孩子們 我們要開始了 Children, we're starting
把天線放下 Put down that antenna
旅店入口 MOTEL ENTRANCE
真是無法想像 It's unbelievable
這個醜八怪和我的小寶貝 This hideous creature and my little boy
他們可能是雙胞胎 They could be twins
但他們是他的親人 But they're his family.
憑什麼認為他們會吃這一套 What make you think they'll fall for it
你把頭剃了 再打扮打扮 沒問題的 You shave your head. We dress you up. No problem
他們會認為他是法斯特 They'll think he's Fester
他們久違的兄弟 their long-lost brother
希望如此 為你著想 I hope so, for your sake
我當亞當斯家的律師很多年了 I've been the Addams lawyer for years
他們都是白癡 They're morons
顯然的 金子都在哪裡 Obviously. what about the gold
他們有個地窖 在哪兒 They got this vault Where
不知道 那可是個問題 I'm not sure That's a problem
是不是? Isn't it?
法斯特失蹤了25年了 Fester's been missing for 25 years
他和葛米茲鬧翻了 He and Gomez had a fight
葛米茲對此無比內疚 And Gomez feel incredibly guilty about it
他什麼都會告訴你的 直問他就行 He'll tell you anything. Just ask
太簡單了 It's fool proof
最好是這樣 現在給我滾出去 It had better be. Now, get out
一定很棒 It's going to be great
你能得到很多錢 比我欠你的還多 You're gonna get back all the money I owe you and... and more
你會看到的 真的 You'll see. Really
就是這樣 正是我們等候的 This is it, Mother. The one we've been waiting for
不用再上街行騙了 no more loanshark
不用再上街行騙了 no more storefront scams
我去拿金子 然後就撤 I get the gold, and we're gone
就讓塔里背黑鍋 And Tully takes the rap
高丹 真是好點子 Gordon, it's brilliant
不 別叫我高丹 No, not Gordon
當然不是了 Of course not
是法斯特 Fester
你們的大日子啊 小薯條 Big night for you guys. eh, small fry
你好 親愛的 Hello, sweetheart
能不能拜託 Could you...
感謝上帝 Thank God
貴賓們 歡迎 Welcome, honored guests
吃點內臟嗎? Entrails
歌唱吧 靈體們 傾聽所有的靈魂 Sing, O spirits. Harken all souls
每年的今天 Every year on this date
我們都會作法召喚法斯特•亞當斯 we offer a clarion call to Fester Addams
停下 Stop it
帕斯裡 Pugsley
還是孩子 一代又一代 Kids. From generation to generation
通往遠處的燈火 our beacon to the beyond
大家都閉上眼 拉起手 All close eyes and join hands
握的真牢 Ow! What a grip! Ow
我的手 Oh, my hand
我的手 Ohh! My hand
她拉著我的手不放 She's got my hand
抱歉 Excuse me
好了 小南瓜 坐下 好好玩 O.K., pumpkin, sit down. Join the fun
媽媽 你真是不懂事 Mama, you should know better
玩意 你真不是玩意兒 Thing, you're a handful
溫斯蒂 Wednesday..
我們贖你回來 Let us ransom you
墳墓中的力量 今晚 讓我們成為死亡的使者 from the power of the grave. Tonight, O Death let us be your plague
媽媽 Mama
法斯特•亞當斯 Fester Addams.
我感覺他在附近 I feel that he's near
法斯特•亞當斯 Fester Addams..
集中你的力量 gather your strength..
敲3次門 and knock three times
聽到了嗎 Did you hear that
再問一次 媽媽 快點 Ask again, Mama, quickly
務必 快問 快問 By all means Ask, ask
法斯特•亞當斯 我要你再敲一次 Fester Addams. I demand that you knock again
他在門口 He's at the door
真的嗎 是他嗎 Could it be Is it him
可能嗎 我的天哪 Is it possible Oh, my God
法斯特 Fester
葛米茲 Gomez
晚上好 Good evening
我是平達•史勞茲醫生 I am Dr. Pinder-Schloss
人們是在邁阿密發現他的 He was found in Miami
當時他被困在金槍魚帳篷裡 tangled in a tuna net
就是上個月的事 It was just last month
在海爾迦颶風時 during the Hurricane Helga
天空像墨一樣黑 The sky, it was black like pitch
海浪 它們是厄運的牆 The waves, they were walls of doom
你能想像嗎 Can you imagine
他們把他從海裡救出來 They drag him from the ocean
完全是死裡逃生 From the very jaws of oblivion.
對他進行了測試 很多次 There were tests, so many tests
完整的心理側寫 A complete psychological profile
最後 At long last
弗羅裡達漁業遊戲部 the Florida Department of the Fish and the Game
他們說 哎喲你瞧啊 they say, lo and behold
我的天哪我的地啊 oh, my, oh, my, oh, my..
上山頂去傳揚 go tell it on the mountains
他就是你哥哥 he is your brother
他們把他交給了從事公共事業的我 Boom! They give him to me at Human Services
這麼多年之後 我把他帶回來了 and I am bringing him after all these years
天知道他經歷了多少的心痛 after who know what heartache
裸奔和死亡 after the naked and the dead
你們現在團聚了 I am bringing him home to you
太荒謬了 That's preposterous
你聽過比這更荒謬的事嗎 Isn't that the most ridiculous thing you've ever heard
顯然沒聽過 It certainly is
現在你回來了 Now you're back
是的 回來了 Yes, back
回來分享你的喜悅 你的悲傷 Back to share your joys your sorrows-
所有一切 Hey, everything
我就是不懂 I just don't know
怎麼玩的來著 How does this work, again
腦殘都知道了 An infant would understand
法斯特•亞當斯 Fester Addams..
終於回家了 home at long last
至少待一周 Well, at least for a week
一周 A week
別神經了 你回家了 Don't be ridiculous. You're home
抱歉 但我還得回去 Sorry, but I have to get back
在百慕大三角洲還晾著衣服呢 Got a lot of things cooking in the Bermuda Triangle
哦 葛米茲 Oh, Gomez
百慕大三角洲 Bermuda Triangle.
邪惡之地 Devil's Island
加爾各答的黑洞 The black hole of Calcutta
不好意思 Excuse us
第二次蜜月 Second honeymoon
平達•史勞茲醫生 Dr. Pinder-Schloss
能留下來陪我們嗎 will you be staying with us, too
不行 我得走了 No, no. I must be going
但我會回來的 這是肯定的 But I will be back, you can bet
來看看法斯特適應得如何 to be checking on Fester's adjustment
酷 Cool
沒人能逃出百慕大三角洲 Nobody gets out of the Bermuda Triangle
出來過週末也不行 not even for a vacation
大家都知道 Everyone knows that
哦 我可愛的小熊貓 Oh my little panda.
你不懂的還有很多 So much you don't understand
人類的精神難以磨滅 The human spirit. it is a hard thing to kill.
用電鋸都不行 Even with a chain saw
收拾行李 Unpacking
讓我來 Let me
沒關係 我可以 It's all right. I can do it
撬棍 Crowbar
炸藥 Dynamite
砒霜 Cyanide.
法斯特 Fester..
咱家的根本就用不完嘛 as if we'd run out
晚安 Good night
搗蛋的小雜種 Nosy little brat
卡斯特營 CAMP CUSTER
佛羅拉 佛娜拉 FLORA FAUNA
是誰 Who's there
我的親哥哥 My own dear brother
我都起雞皮疙瘩了 I got goosebumps.
我知道 I know
夜裡的尖叫 Screams in the night..
這只能說明一件事 It can only mean one thing
他真的回家了 He's home
求你 拜託 Please! Please
別煩我了 Leave me alone
吃早飯了 Breakfast
媽的 你回來了真好 Damn, it's good to have you back
我們走 Let's go
三局兩勝? Two out of three?
家常菜 Home cooking
世上獨一無二 There's nothing like it in the world
把鹽遞給我好嗎 May I have the salt
應該怎麼說來著 What do we say
快點 Now
這是什麼 What is this
媽媽的拿手菜 Mama's specialitede la maison
提什 Oh, Tish
先吃眼睛 Start with the eyes
睡的好嗎 跟死人一樣 Did you sleep well Like the dead
真的嗎 誰能想到百慕大三角洲 Really? Who would have thought the Bermuda Triangl
能把你改造成這樣 could change a man so much
你以前整夜翻來覆去的 You used to toss and turn all night
我們得把你綁在床柱上 講不通啊 We had to chain you to the bedpost. Doesn't make sense
百慕大三角洲是個奇怪又神秘的地方 The Bermuda Triangle is a very strange and mysterious place
你會為未知的東西驚訝的 You'd be surprised at all the things you don't know
那是必須的 She certainly would
溫斯蒂可喜歡百慕達三角洲了 Wednesday adores the Bermuda Triangle
她研究它 She studies it
海裡的死人 她著迷了 Death at sea- She's hooked
我什麼都知道 Ask me anything
住在老房間裡 回憶都回來了 Being in my old room sure brings back memories
卡斯特營的事 Remember Camp Custer
給年幼的罪人們而設 For preteen offenders
回憶豈非太寶貴 Aren't memories precious
今天我想到處走走 回憶往事 Today I'd like to wander through the house... remembering
抱歉 老夥計 今天先別瞎轉悠了 No, no. Sorry, old man no wandering today
我們今天直接去地窖 Today we're going straight to the vault
禁行 STOP
不錯 帕斯裡 Bravo, Pugsley
《貪婪》 Greed
好像又變成小時候了 I feel like we're children again
不錯 就是 Tag. You're it
# 夥伴 出來和我一起玩 # # Playmate, come out and play with me #
# 帶上你的三個滑車 # # And bring your dollies three #
# 爬上我的蘋果樹 # # Climb up my apple tree #
# 從我的彩虹上滑下 # # Look down my rain barrel #
# 進入我的地窖門 # # Slide down my cellar door #
# 我們是快樂的好朋友 直到永遠 # # And we'll be jolly friends. Forevermore . #
聞聞這股氣息 法斯特 Smell that air, Fester
好像墳墓 Like a tomb
上船吧 我的兄弟 Tuttia bordo, fratello mio
海洋是你的第二故鄉 The sea... your second home
起航吧 Ship ahoy
你覺得他真是法斯特叔叔嗎 Do you think that's really Uncle Fester
爸爸說是 但我覺得媽媽不信 Father says so. but I think Mother isn't sure
帕斯裡 坐上來 Pugsley, sit in the chair
為什麼 我們要玩遊戲 Why So we can play a game
什麼遊戲 What game
遊戲叫作 It's called..
上帝存在嗎 Is There A God
地窖 The vault.
向右轉到2 2 to the right.
向左轉到10 10 to the left
之後再到... And then around to..
五 5,
十一 11,
二 十 十一 2, 10, 11
眼睛數 手指數 腳趾數 Eyes, fingers, toes
這麼多年了 So many years
歡迎回來 Welcome back
謝謝 Thanks
我們的秘密遊樂場 Our secret place
最神聖的地方 Sanctus sanctorum
如果這些牆會說話 老夥計 If these walls could speak, eh, old man
它們會說什麼 What, uh what would they say
你告訴我 You tell me
你先來 You first
老夥計 Senior partner
小宇航員 Junior spaceman
先來杯白蘭地 盡地主之誼 First a brandy. Do the honors
我藏著不少好東西呢 I've got a real treat in store
在哪兒呢 蠢東西 Where is it you ridiculous imbecile
好戲來咯 Show time
炸藥 DYNAMITE
這裡 There
少女的成年舞會 The debutante ball
還記得那宿命的一夜嗎 Remember that fateful night
當然 Of course
你第一次抽雪茄 Your first cigar
得了 我從5歲就開始抽了 What? Come on I've smoked since I was 5
是媽媽堅持的 Mother insisted
佛羅拉和佛娜拉 Flora and Fauna
你們真是一對啊 葛米茲 Quite the pair, eh, Gomez
你能原諒我嗎 Can you ever forgive me
什麼 What
我不愛她們 但我向她們倆都求愛了 I didn't love them yet I wooed them both
為的就是個面子 Out of foolish pride.
你那麼風流倜儻 You were so dashing,
任何死去和活著的女人都會為你傾倒 you coul have any woman you wanted dead or alive
我嫉妒你 I was jealous
瘋狂地嫉妒 Insanely jealous
我現在敢承認了 I admit that now
但我不是故意把你氣走的 But I did not mean to drive you off
更不想讓你去百慕大三角洲 Not to the Bermuda Triangle
都是過去的事了 Water under the bridge
我原諒你 忘了它吧 Forgiven. Forgotten
快點 快說 Come on. Say it
說密碼 Say the secret password
密碼? 我... The password? I..
行了 別裝蒜了 你記得的 Come on. Stop fooling. You remember
拜託了... Please...
我要死了 別這樣 I'm choking. Please
你忘了我們的密碼? You forgot our secret password
我們一天說一百遍的 the word we use a hundred times a day
我們給彼此起的秘密稱呼 our special private name for each other
我們早就不是小孩了 That was a long time ago when we were children
你差點殺了我 瘋傻子 You almost killed me, you demented freak
可憐的壞蛋 他們在百慕大對你做了什麼 Poor devil, what did they do to you in that Bermuda Triangle
如果他不是法斯特叔叔 那他是誰 But if he's not Uncle Fester then who is he
別人 Somebody else
要先預熱 It has to warm up
為什麼 Why
這樣才能殺了你 So it can kill you
我知道 I knew that
孩子們 你們在幹什麼 Children, what are you doing
我要給他施電刑 I'm going to electrocute him
但我們的慈善拍賣要遲到了 But we're late for the charity auction
但是 母親 But, Mother..
我說了不行 I said no
拜託 Please
好吧 Oh, all right
這件工藝精品上鑲嵌了紅寶石 This magnificent piece is encrusted with rubies
和十五塊祖母綠石 And 15 emerald gibs.
它是由莫提莎和葛米茲•亞當斯捐贈的 Uh, it was donated by Morticia and Gomez Addams
請記住 我們今年的一半慈款 Remember, this year over half our proceed
將會用來幫助老人和精神病人 will benefit the elderly and the mentally disabled
5千美元起拍 I'll open the bidding at $5,000
5千? 遠遠不夠 5? Hah! Not good enough
2萬美元 $20,000
他們在幹什麼 What are they doing
2萬美元第一次 I have 20
2萬5 2萬5千美元 25 25
我的美人 Cara mia
3萬 30.
我的浪子 Mon sauvage
3萬5 35.
5萬 50.
5萬美元 I have $50,000
到你了 銷魂的人 Your turn, my ecstasy
5萬美元第一次 5萬美元第二次 50,000 going once. 50,000 going twice
5萬美元 給莫提莎•亞當斯 Sold to Morticia Addams for $50,000
是不是很好玩 怎麼拿下來來著 Isn't it too enchanting. How do you take it off
有個機關 There's a trick to it..
當然了 of course
"怎麼拿下來" 太奇怪了 'How do you take it off?' That's absurd
那指套是他10歲生日的禮物 That finger trap was a party favor at his 10th birthday
不 Oh, no
爸爸在玩火車了 Father's playing with his trains
那個指套他戴了兩年 He wore that finger trap for two years
媽媽最後得教他用腳吃飯 Mother had to teach him to eat with his feet
還有保險櫃密碼 還有我們的密碼 And the combination and the password
我抽雪茄的事 他還睡得這麼好 and my cigar and he slept so well
他用了柴油機 He's using the diesel
廓橋 The covered bridge
死人彎道 Dead man's curve
都是法斯特叔叔惹的 是不是 It's all about Uncle Fester, isn't it
天上的神靈 給我啟示吧 Spirits above me give me a sign
我應該高興或是被詛咒 Shall I be joyous or shall I be damned
無眠之夜 Sleepless night
陪我走走 法斯特 Walk with me, Fester
拉寶吉亞阿姨 Aunt LaBorgia
被鳴槍隊行刑 Executed by a firing squad
弗萊支表兄 Cousin Fledge
被五馬分屍 Torn limb from limb by four wild horses
還有親愛的艾爾瑪叔叔 被活埋 And darling Uncle Eimar. Buried alive
神經病 Psychopaths..
惡人 fiends..
喪心病狂的殺狗人 Mad dog killers.
畜生 法斯特 Brutes, Fester
先驅者 Pioneers
一定不要忘記 Lest we forget
你深愛的莫爾托 Your beloved Muerto
你走之後 他簡直成了另一隻禿鷹 After you left he was simply a different vulture
他不再盤旋 He wouldn't circle
也不啄食死人了 He wouldn't peck
你對這家人就是這麼重要 That's how much you mean to this family
亞當斯母親和父親 Mother and Father Addams
我多希望孩子們 How I wish the children
能更瞭解他們 could have known them better
去跟暴動的人群說吧 but tell that to an angry mob
我們的信條是 And our credo
'Sicgorgiamusallo subjectatosnunc. ' 'Sicgorgiamusallo subjectatosnunc. '
寧叫我負天下人 莫讓天下人負我 We gladly feast on those who would subdue us.
言出必果 Not just pretty words.
作為亞當斯家的人 As an Addams
你完全可以理解 是不是 you understand completely, don't you
作為亞當斯家的人... As an Addams..
是的 yes, I do
晚安 法斯特 Good night, Fester
安息吧 Rest in peace
他們懷疑我了 母親 基本可以確定了 They're on to me, Mother. I'm almost sure
我當然努力過了 不過找不到 你得過來 Of course I tried. I still can't find it. You gotta get over here
砒霜 氰化物 用砒霜吧 'Arsenic, cyanide'- arsenic
別這麼說 Don't say that
你知道我沒騙你 You know I do
到處都是他的火車 His trains are everywhere
孩子們像發狂了一樣 The children are beside themselves
用它跟你哥哥玩嗎 Is that for your brother
不行 I don't think so
不能這麼下去了 This can't go on.
告訴我 我怎麼才能幫他 How can I help him Tell me, Mama
煩惱的丈夫 是因為... Troubled husbands
通姦? Adultery
不行 Oh, no
財政赤字? Uh, financial, money troubles
不是 No
變成蛤蟆或王八 'Turned into toad or reptile. '
有目錄嗎 Is there an index
他們知道我是假的了 They know I'm a fraud
他們都知道 The whole bunch
行不能的 It's not going to work
誰會知道 是葛米茲那個沒腦子的笨蛋嗎 Who knows? Gomez that overheated moron
他才不傻 他是法斯特的弟弟 He's no moron. He's Fester's brother.
他們多年以前大吵了一架 They had some awful fight years ago.
他懷疑我了 他們都是 我看得出來 He's suspicious. They all are. I can tell
真的嗎 那感謝上帝我過來 Really? Well thank God I came over here.
我來對付這煩惱的一家 I will counse the troubled family
減輕他們的痛苦 ease their distress
這是我的職業 記得嗎 高丹 It's my calling remember, Gordon
什麼 what
我可是醫生 I'm a doctor
為什麼不跟法斯特說話 親愛的 Why don't you speak to Fester, darling
他就在門外 He's right outside the door
如果他真是法斯特 我會跟他說話 I would speak with Fester if that were Fester
但他不是 他是個騙子 but that is not. That's an impostor
一個騙子 An impostore
吹牛逼 贗品 A charlatan! A sham
偽造的 A counterfeit
啊 惡棍 惡棍 滿臉堆笑的該死惡棍! O villain, villain smiling, damned villain
有誰能指責我是個惡棍 Who calls me a villain
敲我的腦袋 扭我的鼻子 breaks my pate across
揪掉我的鬍鬚然後吹它於我臉上 cuts off my beard
斥駡我是個無恥的謊者? and blows it in my face
如果我必須刺死你 我會的 If I must strike you dead. I will
不 No
不對不對不對 No, no, no, no, no, no
把劍給我 Give me that sword
你是不是沒殺過人 Haven't you ever slaughtered anyone
他只是個孩子 He's only a child
別找藉口 No excuse
瞄準一條主動脈 Aim for a major artery
頸動脈 The jugular
冒牌的 A faker
假的 A phony
醜陋的騙子 An utter fraud
卑鄙的 騙人的 A base, deceitful-
亞當斯先生 Mr. Addams
我現在瞭解了 I believe I am understanding
我可以幫上你 I can help.
移置的理論 你們瞭解嗎 The theory of displacement- is this familiar?
不 提什 No. Tish
太刺激了 Oh, it is too exciting
我來解釋 I will explain
它會讓我難受嗎 Is it unpleasant
非常的 Deeply
你的親兄弟 你把他趕走了 "給我滾" Your very own brother you drive him away 'Go! Off with you!'
之後你就感覺到了 But then you are feeling
你心裡的小惡魔 the little black monster
帕斯裡 是罪惡感 Pugsley Guilt. Yes
你哥哥回來了 你就感覺到罪惡 Your brother returns. You feel guilty
你移置了 You displace
是嗎 I do
你腦中的感覺 The feeling in your brain cells
感覺會膨脹並碰撞 they bubble and collide
你疑神穎鬼 你愛他 同時又恨他 You suspect things. You love him but you resent him
愛 恨 Love. Hate
恨 愛 就像對母親的感覺 Hate. Love. Like for Mama.
但我不恨我媽媽 那是意外 I didn't hate my mother. It was an accident
很常見的防禦機制 我每天都見 It's a very common psychosis. I'm seeing it every day
你真幸運 Lucky doctor
移置 好奇怪 Displacement. How bizarre
而我卻認為都是因為法斯特 And here I though Fester was the problem
他不高興 He's sullen
他鬼鬼祟祟的 背後耍陰的 He's furtive. Backstabbing.
悶悶不樂 我懷疑他 He sulks I suspect him
你有一點錯亂了 我恨他 You're unbalanced And I hate him
天哪 你說的對 他就是法斯特 By God, you're right. He is Fester.
謝謝你 平達•史勞茲醫生 Thank you, Dr. Pinder-Schloss
舉手之勞 I do what I can
看吧 孩子們 要學習的還有很多 You see, children there's lots to learn
壞疽 Gangrene.
法斯特叔叔 你怎麼知道這麼多 Uncle Fester how do you know so much
我四處轉悠 學會了很多東西 I've been around. I pick things up
在百慕大三角洲嗎 In the Bermuda Triangle
看 孩子們 新的一章 Look, children a new chapter
瘡痂 瘡痂 Scabs Scabs.
三份炸藥和一份硝化甘油 Three parts dynamite with a nitroglycerin cap
在小洞 車棚和工具室裡用 It's perfect for small holes, carports
最合適了 and toolsheds
母親 Mother.
今晚每個人都會去看孩子們的演出 是吧 Everyone will be at the children's play tonight, correct
是的 我在幫他們的忙 Oh, yes. I've been working with them
一定很好玩 It's going to be fun
好玩 Fun
我們來是為了玩嗎 Is that what we're here for, fun
看他們逼我做了什麼 See what they've driven me to
讓我打自己的孩子 I've raised a hand to my child
你是我生存的動力 my reason for living
你不能去看演出 You can't go to the play
但孩子們... But the kids..
房子裡就沒人了 地窖就是我們的了 The house will be deserted. The vault will be ours
但是 母親 But, Mother..
能聽到嗎 我的寶貝 Can you hear it, my treasure
我的心跳 它只為你跳動 My heartbeat. It beats only for you
近一點聽 它在說"高丹我愛你 Listen closely. It says 'Gordon, I love you.
高丹 地窖" Gordon, the vault. '
真的聽到了 I do hear it
錢很快就是我們的了 Soon we'll have the money
我們到時就遠離這裡 and we'll be far from here
慈愛的母親 Loving mother..
感恩的兒子 grateful son
明白了嗎 Understood
你終於來了 Ah, there you are, at last
我是個傻子 竟然懷疑你 What a fool I was to doubt you
平達•史勞茲醫生把一切都解釋清楚了 Dr. Pinder-Schlos explained everything
真是可愛的女人 那麼冷淡 What a lovely woman. So chilly
移置作用 常見的心理防禦機制 Displacement. It's a common psychosis
是不是很華麗麗 Isn't that grand
是的 Is it
看 法斯特 Look at it, Fester
遠古的沼澤 The primeval ooze-
流沙 臭氣 毒垃圾 quicksand, fumes, toxic waste
都是我們的 法斯特 It's all ours, Fester
你屬於這裡 老傢伙 You belong here, old man
留下 Stay
你這是什麼請求啊 You don't know what you're asking.
你有嬌妻肥兒 You have a beautiful wife wonderful children
還有廢墟 我只會妨礙你 a wasteland, I'm in the way
妨礙? 我的兄弟 In the way? My brother
葛米茲 保重 Gomez, take care.
對你來說 生活充滿了樂趣和遊戲 For you life is all fun and games
你在墓地起舞 發臭 腐爛 但世事不同了 You dance in a graveyard. Stench. Decay. But things change.
不錯 你回來了 失散了這麼多年 法斯特 Precisely. You're back. All those years apart, Fester
我們不能再來一次了 We can't do that again
你回家了 You're home
去吧 Fore
去你的 亞當斯 Damn you, Addams
法斯特叔叔 Uncle Fester
快來 法斯特叔叔 Come on, Uncle Fester
來看演出 我說了我很忙 Come to the play I said I was busy
但你說會幫我們的 But you said you'd help us
準備莎士比亞的戲劇和膿汁 with the Shakespeare and the pus
我改主意了 I changed my mind
亞當斯夫人 能跟你聊一會嗎 Mrs. Addams can I see you for a moment.
我是蘇珊•法金斯 I'm Susan Firkins
溫斯蒂的老師 哦 當然了 I'm Wednesday's teacher Oh, of course
溫斯蒂老是提起你 Wednesday's told us so much about you
溫斯蒂是個非常聰明的學生 Wednesday is an excellent student
但說實話 我有點擔心她 but, frankly, I'm concerned
你看 這是我們班的壁報 You see, this is our class bulletin board
我們這個月的主題是心中的英雄 This month our theme is our heroes-
我們敬愛並仰慕的人 people we love and admire
你們看 蘇珊•玲果選了總統 You see, Susan Ringo has chosen the president
是不是很可愛 Isn't that sweet
哈莫尼•菲爾選了珍•波莉(電視主持人) And Harmony Fel has picked Jane Pauley
你跟她父母談過嗎 Have you spoken to her parents
但溫斯蒂帶來了這張畫 But Wednesday brought in this picture-
卡普尼亞•亞當斯 Calpurnia Addams
溫斯蒂的姑奶奶卡普尼亞 Wednesday' Great-aunt Calpurnia
她1706年時被當作女巫燒死了 She was burne as a witch in 1706
他們說她在鎮中廣場裸舞 They say she danced nake in the town square
還奴役了一個牧師 and enslaved a minister
真的嗎 Really
是的 但別擔心 Oh, yes. But don't worry
我們告訴溫斯蒂了 We've told Wednesday
先上大學 college first
他是不是很可愛 Isn't he adorable
我自己做的 I made this myself
真不錯 Charming.
他是什麼 蜥蜴? 是小矮人 What is he, a lizard An elf
看看你 Look at you
好多了 That's better
用語言表達不出我對你的喜愛了 You are too precious for words
我能生吃了你 Why, I could just eat you alive
別 瑪格麗特 這麼小還不好吃 Oh, no, Margaret. Too young
# 開始瞭解你 # # Getting to know you #
# 瞭解你的一切 # # Getting to know all about you #
# 開始喜歡你 # # Getting to like you #
# 希望你也能喜歡我# # Getting to hope you like me #
# 按我的方式 慢慢地 不錯你就是 # # Putting it my way, but nicely You are precisely #
# 我的優樂美 # # My cup of tea... #
溫斯蒂 帕斯裡 Wednesday, Pugsley
我改主意了 I changed my mind
法斯特叔叔 Uncle Fester
高丹 高丹 Gordon? Gordon
是母親啊 It's Mother
媽的 他在哪兒 Damn it, where is he
我就不應該用他 I never should have used him
# 自由自在 # # Free and easy #
# 當我跟你在一起時 # # When I am with you #
# 終於找到了語言 # # Getting to know what to say #
我就知道你不會缺席的 老夥計 I knew you couldn't stay away, old man
# 微風吹拂 # # And breezy #
# 因為我知道的 # # Because of all the most beautiful and new #
# 你最美最新的事 # # Things that I am learning about you #
# 日復一日的# # Day by day #
# 日復一日 # # By day #
媽的 Damn it
高丹 高丹 Gordon. Gordon
你在嗎 Are you there
高丹 Gordon
我的天哪 Ooh! Ooh! My goodness
天哪 有人嗎 Say! Look! Ooh Will somebody come here-
天哪 Oh, my
許多事情之發生 都像是在譴責我 How all occasion do inform against me
鞭策我那已鈍的復仇心志向前! and spur my dull revenge.
啊 從今開始 Oh, from this time forth
我必痛下浴血之決心 否則一切將枉然! my thoughts be blood or nothing worth
如果我必須刺死你 我會的 If I must strike you dead, I will
擊中了 A hit
顯然的擊中了 A very palpable hit
驕矜的死神呀 O proud Death..
在您永恆不滅的巢窟裡 您在辦何種宴席 what feast is towar in thine eternal cell
親愛的奧菲利亞 張開你的懷抱 Sweet Oblivion, open your arms
太好了 Bravo
在三角洲有水手 There were sailors, pirates
海盜 還有一架從邁阿密的飛機 and a plane full of tourist from Miami Beach
裡面全是遊客 all lost in the Triangle
法斯特叔叔 你哪天帶我去好嗎 Uncle Fester will you take me there someday
我保證 It's a promise
晚安 溫斯蒂 晚安 Good night, Wednesday. Good night.
你最好了 You were terrific
法斯特叔叔 Uncle Fester
戲劇性的勝利 A theatrical triumph
好像一場夢 It's like a dream
我們相遇在這樣的一個夜晚 空氣中的魔法 it was an evening much like this. Magic in the air
一個男孩 A boy
一個女孩 A girl
開放式的墳墓 An open grave
那是我第一次參加葬禮 It was my first funeral
你那時好美 蒼白而神秘 You were so beautiful. Pale and mysterious
都沒人欣賞屍體了 No one even looked at the corpse
死者是你的表兄巴提澤 Your cousin Balthazar
你到現在還有嫌疑 You were still a suspect
整個頌詞期間 我都沒法把眼睛從你身上移開 I couldn't stop staring at yo
我都沒法把眼睛從你身上移開 all through the eulogy
你的眼睛 你的鬍子 Your eyes, your mustache
你的笑聲 your laugh
你迷住了我 You bewitched me
我當晚就向你求婚了 I proposed that very night.
設想一下... Just think-
有一天我們將會並肩躺在這兒 一樣的棺材 Someday we'll be buried here side by side, 6 feet under
黃泉幽冥 in matching coffins
我們冰冷的身體 our lifeless bodie
一同腐爛 直到永恆 rotting together for all eternity
我的美人 Cara mia
浪子 Mon sauvage
嘿 大腳 Hey, bigfoot
別看了 快把我放出來 Don't stare. Just get me out.
你喜歡噴血那幕嗎 Did you like the blood
我真自豪 I was so proud
我們不都是嗎 Weren't we all
溫斯蒂 玩玩你的食物 Wednesday, play with your food
媽媽 Mama
是誰放的 Who put this in here
還是群體作案 That's for company
壞蛋們 Rascals
醫生 你說的太對了 Doctor, you were so right
真是美妙的夜晚 What an evening.
法斯特適應得剛好 Fester fit right in
移置作用沒事了 The displacement is over
是不是很溫馨 Isn't that nice?
他真的要走嗎 是的 Does he really have to go Yes, he does
如果他執意要走 Well, if he insists upon leaving
我們要紀念一下 提什 we shall mark the occasion. Tish.
我們已經準備了一場告別派對 We've planned a farewell party
我們邀請了整個家族的人 We've invited the entire clan
真是可愛 What a lovely gesture
我們又是一家人了 We're a family again
這都是你的功勞 平達•史勞茲醫生 and we owe it all to you, Dr. Pinder-Schloss
好了 美女 Please... Greta
美女 Greta
法斯特 送我出去 Fester, walk me out
我沒事 母親 我完全控制得局面 I'm fine, Mother Im completely in control.
他們不是你的家人 高丹 They're not your family, Gordon
我才是 I am
他們不愛你 They don't love you
我愛你 I do
他們邪惡 腐敗又墮落 They're evil and corrupt and degraded
這些我也可以給你 I can give you that
我沒事 真的 I'm fine. Really.
走著瞧 We'll see
開門 Open up
為我 A party
開的派對 For me
提什 Tish
我們多久沒跳過舞了 how long has it been since we've waltzed
哦 葛米茲 Oh, Gomez
好幾小時了 Hours
是"它" 老傢伙 是的 It, old man You're right
好久不見 Far too long
別讓我離開你的視線 Don't let me out of your sight
這些人都不正常 These people are abnormal
別小題大作 Don't exaggerate
請隨意 Oh, by all means
他們是客戶 瑪格麗特 They're clients, Margaret
溫斯蒂 Wednesday.
是的 母親 Yes, Mother
你上樓去 Would you run upstair
看看你叔叔準備得如何了 and check on your uncle, please
喲 駝背亞當斯 Why, Lumpy Addams
看看你 Look at you
你長大了 All grown up
法斯特叔叔? Uncle Fester?
我明白 I understand
希望如此 I hope so
別讓我失望 別給我打馬虎眼 Don't let me down Don't buckle
很難的 It's not gonna be easy
到處都是人 There are people everywhere.
如果你別抱怨就會成功 You can do i if you stop whining
沒人喜歡你的抱怨 Nobody likes that
煩死人了 It's unattractive
好吧 好 All right. Fine
我今晚會儘量去地窖 I will try and reach the vault tonight
但如果我沒成功 But if I can't
那就這樣吧 well, then that's it
好不 母親 O.K., Mother
我就知道 I knew it
你是冒牌貨 過來 小可愛 You are a fake Come here, my little one
溫斯蒂 Wednesday
去抓她 Get her
阿莫家的佛羅拉和佛娜拉 Flora and Fauna Amor
我目不能視 I cannot see
我被如此的美貌蒙蔽了雙眼 I am blinded by such beauty
葛米茲•亞當斯 Gomez Addams
你這個小滑頭 You terrible flirt
一直都是 Always was
至少跟我在一起時是 At least with me
跟人學 Copycat
是你學我 Tag-along
葛米茲 阿莫家的雙胞胎 Why, Gomez, the Amor twins
久仰大名 I've heard so much about you
莫提莎 你獨佔了他 Morticia, you nabbed him
這個可人兒 This darling man
他是我的 He was mine
是我的 我怎麼比得上你們 He was mine How can I compete
你們比我女人兩倍 You're twice the woman I am
塔里 阿莫家的雙胞胎 Tully, the Amor twins
他們在等法斯特 They're waiting for Fester
陪她們玩玩 Amuse them
你好 塔里 Hello, Tully
我的天哪 Oh, my God
你說你不知道 You mean you don't know
太好玩了 It's too intriguing
法斯特又成為城堡的主人了 是不是 Fester's king of the castle again isn't he
法斯特是長兄 所以一切都是他的 Fester's the older brother so he gets it all-
房子 錢 一切都是 The house, the money you name it
法斯特還是單身 對吧 Fester's single, isn't he
你呢 阿爾弗特先生 Are you, Mr. Alford
為什麼 佛娜拉 Why, Fauna-
我才是佛娜拉 I'm Fauna
我是佛羅拉 I'm Flora
我受寵若驚 I'm flattered
失陪一下 女士們 Excuse me, ladies
我怎麼都找不到她 I can't find her anywhere
我們還是走吧 從後門 Let's just leave, at the back.
現在收拾精神點 Now pull yourself together
她會出現的 這個小蟑螂 She'll turn up the little cockroach
去參加派對吧 要不他們會懷疑的 Get to the party or they'll suspect something
我馬上下去 I'll be down soon
好的 母親 Yes, Mother.
大傢伙兒 Everyone
請注意 your attention, please
今夜 我們為最尊貴的貴賓起舞 Tonight we dance fo our treasured guest of honor-
法斯特•亞當斯 Fester Addams
《Mamushka》 The mamushka
是哥薩克表親們教給我們的 Taught to us by our Cossack cousins
《Mamushka》一直是亞當斯一家的傳統 the mamushka has bee an Addams family tradition
從鬼知道什麼時候開始 since God knows when
當尼羅河決堤 時我們跳《Mamushka》 We danced the mamushk while Nero fiddled
我們在滑鐵盧跳《Mamushka》 We danced the mamushk at Waterloo
我們為開膛手傑克跳《Mamushka》 We danced the mamushk for Jack the Ripper
而現在 法斯特•亞當斯 And now, Fester Addams
這首《Mamushka》是給你的 this mamushka is for you
你去哪兒 我們有麻煩了 Where are you going. There's trouble
嘿 別擔心 Hey, not to worry
B計畫 Plan 'B.'
但那個可怕的小姑娘知道... But that hideous little girl knows-
我來管事 I'm in charge
過10分鐘回來 10 minutes, I'll be back
# 嘿啊嘿啊嘿 等等 # # And a hey and a hey. And a hey and a hey Wait #
# 我以媽媽和爸爸發誓 # # I swear by Mummy and Daddums #
# 這個可惡的法斯特 # # This detestable Fester's #
# 是真正的法斯特•亞當斯 # # The echt Fester Addams #
# 那麼 # # So #
# 跳起兄弟之愛的舞蹈 # # Let's dance the dance of brotherly love! #
# Mamushka # # Mamushka #
到底出了什麼事 What the hell' going on over there
你想不想除掉亞當斯一家人 How would you like to be rid of the Addamse
永遠除掉 for good
我說真的 I'm serious
能為你做點什麼 What can I do for you
你一定會喜歡的 You are going to love this
我們結婚都快20年了 We've been married for almost 20 years
有時似乎還要更久 Sometimes it seems like more
人會成長 Well, people grow
人會改變 People change
今晚真是美麗 Isn't it a beautiful night
你走之前來看我哦 Come see me before you leave.
我一個人時就打電話給你 I'll call once I'm alone
你們的車來咯 There's your ride, girls.
你是個出色的舞伴 You're a marvelous dancer
真的很有趣 It's been such fun
不行 不能這樣 I can't. We mustn't
打電話給我 Call me
高丹 Gordon
高丹 停下 Gordon, stop it
高丹 停下 Stop it, Gordon
馬上給我停下 你臉上那是口紅嗎 Stop it this instant. Is that lipstic all over your face
雙胞胎親的 From the twins
美麗的阿莫家姐妹 The beauteous Amor twins
雙胞胎 The twins
高丹 我不明白 你玩的開心嗎 Gordon, I don't understand. Have you been having a good time
很開心 Yes! I have
真是太棒了 It was marvelous
我唱得嗓子都啞了 I sang up a store
跳到腳都站不穩了 and danced till I dropped
母親 Mother
母親 母親 你叫誰 Mother? Mother? Who is that
我想不起來了 I don't think I recall
母親 不要 Mother, please
我沒事 I'm just fine
我好著呢 I'm dandy
別在乎我 高丹 Don't concern yoursel about me, Gordon.
請繼續墮落地放蕩下去吧 Please, return to your depraved orgy
有時我覺得你都不是我兒子 Sometimes I think you're not even my son
別這麼說 Don't say that
作為你媽 你不欠我什麼 除了你的生命 You only owe me your entire existence on this planet
高丹 行了 務必盡情地 Please, Gordon, by all means
去唱歌 去跳舞 去約會吧 go sing, dance, date
母親 我真該死 Oh, Mother, I'm so terribly sorry
只是個晚會而已 It was just a party.
都結束了 It's over
根本沒有意義 It means nothing
連體雙胞胎 駝背表兄 The siamese twins, the hunchback
還有"它" Cousin It-
他們不是你 They're not you
你說出來 讓我相信 Say it. Make me believe it
我愛你 I love you.
我想要錢 And I want money
我們要去找塔里 We've got to find Tully
看 我的小寶貝 Look, our little boy
都裝飾好了 All tuckered out
看起來就像一道開胃菜 He looks just like a little entree
派對呢 結束了 親愛的 Where's the party It's over, darling
見你妹妹了嗎 Have you seen your sister
《Mamushka》之前就沒見過了 Not since before the mamushka
葛米茲 Gomez
分頭去找 Fan out
帕斯裡 去麥堆找 Pugsley, head for the dung heap
媽媽和莫提莎去淺墳那裡 Mama and Morticia the shallow graves
我去深淵那兒 I'll take the abyss
勒馳 去那個無底深坑看看 Lurch, check ou the bottomless pit
法斯特 Fester
在這兒 Up here
法斯特 你去獵鷹和沒有標誌的廢井那兒找 Fester, you take the ravin and the unmarked abandoned well
家裡應該留人 Someone should stay behind
如果她又回來了呢 in case she comes back
好人 好點子 Good man. Good thinking
那誰去沼澤呢 Then who'll take the swamp
就是這種精神 玩意 That's the spirit, Thing
需要時搭把手 Lend a hand
我們走 Let's go
高丹 別遊手好閒的 Gordon Don't dawdle
太陽依然會升起 THE SUN ALSO RISES
你在幹什麼 What are you doing
我在放鬆 曬曬太陽 I'm relaxing. Taking a little sun.
你瘋了嗎 Have you gone mad
恰恰相反 Au contraire
溫斯蒂 Wednesday
亞當斯家庭 禁止闖入 ADDAMS FAMILY NO TRESPASSING
這是什麼玩意 What is all this
這是限制令 This is a restraining order
限制令 Restraining order
是的 它限制你靠近這所房子 Yes. It requires you to keep a distance
遠離它至少1000碼 of 1,000 yards from this house.
我被限制進入自己家? I am restrained from my own house
是的 小鬍子 這不再是你家了 Not your house not anymore
它屬於年齡最長的繼承者 It belongs to the oldest living descendant
長兄法特斯•亞當斯 the elder brother- Fester Addams
法斯特可喜歡葛米茲了 Fester adores Gomez
他害怕他 雙胞胎讓他重溫了那種感覺 He's afraid of him. Seeing the twins brought it back
你倆可是仇敵 You're bitter rivals.
我要同法斯特講話 I demand to speak with Fester
抱歉 想都別想 Sorry. No can do.
他很傷心 He's very hurt
快滾吧 Just leave
但他根本不是法斯特叔叔 But he isn't even Uncle Fester
不要怕 Have no fear.
正義必將得到伸張 Justice shall prevail
法庭會判決的 The courts will decide
他們說自我辯護的人 They say a man who represents himself
他們的客戶都是個傻子 has a fool for a client
讓上帝作我的見證人 Well, with God as my witness
我就是那個傻子 I am that fool
所以我懷著強烈的個人感情 非常滿意地 Therefore it is with no small amount of personal satisfaction
判決法特斯•亞當斯 that I declare Fester Addams
是亞當斯家房產的法定繼承人 legal executor of the Addams estate
以及其中所有 and rightful owner of all possession
財產的合法擁有者 and properties contained therein
除了一項之外 with one exception
葛米茲•亞當斯 Gomez Addams
我想這些是你的 I believe these are yours
你是故意的 You are doing this on purpose
是的 母親 是不是很好玩 That's right, Mother. Isn't this fun
看咱倆誰先跑回去 I'll race you back.
是的 我們被趕出了家門 Yes, we've been forced from our home
是的 我們被信任的人背叛 Yes, we've been betrayed by those we trusted
但我們是亞當斯家的人 but we are Addamses
我們才不會向 and we will not submit
烏龜和兔子投降 of the tortoise and the hare-
跑得快卻懶惰的死兔子 the swift yet lazy little cottontai
和他那雖然慢 但是有毅力的同伴 and his slow but determined companion
這則故事告訴我們什麼呢 What does this story teach us
把兔子殺了 Kill the hare
扒它的皮 煮了它 Skin it. Boil it.
把烏龜放在公路上 Put the tortoise on the highway
在交通高峰時 During rush hour
是的 Yes
我們會活下來的 We will survive
毒害我們 Poison us
勒死我們 Strangle us
我們會要求更多的 We will come back for more
為什麼呢 因為我們喜歡 And why. Because we like it
因為我們是亞當斯家的人 Because we're Addamses
我們是亞當斯家的人 We're Addamses
給你 勒馳 Here, Lurch
我們請 On the house
現在有好多家庭主婦出來工作 We have so many homemaker reentering the workforce.
你的居家經驗非常有價值. Your domestic skill can be very valuable.
上過大學嗎? 從私人教師那學的 College? Private tutors
專業 Major
咒語和魔法 Spells and hexes
自由藝術 Liberal arts
你丈夫呢 What about your husband
他現在有工作嗎 Is he currently employed
他現在過得很不好 He's going throug a bad patch at the moment
但並不是他的錯 but it's not his fault
當然了 Of course not
他是怎樣 遊手好閒嗎 What is he, a loafer
沒有希望的懶漢嗎 A hopeless layabout
得過且過的夢想家嗎 不再是了 A shiftless dreamer. Not anymore
這是真檸檬做的嗎 Is this made from real lemons
是的 Yes
我只喜歡純天然的水果和飼料 I only like all-natura fruits and beverages
有機種植 不打農藥的 organically grow with no preservatives.
你們確定這是真檸檬嗎 Are you sure they're real lemons
是的 那這樣吧 Yes Well, I'll tell you what
如果你們買一盒我的美味 I'll buy a cup if you buy a box
女童子軍餅乾 我就買一杯 成交嗎 of my delicious Girl Scout cookies. Deal
是真的女童子軍餡嗎 Are they made from real Girl Scouts
於是 女巫引誘了漢塞和格蘭德進入糖果房子 And, so, the witch lured Hansel and Grete into the candy house
許諾給他們更多糖果 by promising them more sweets
她讓他們到烤箱裡找 She told them to look in the oven
她正打算把他們放進去烤了 She was about to push them in
說時遲那時快 when, lo and behold
漢塞把可憐的 沒有反抗能力的女巫 Hansel pushe the poor, defenseless witch
推到了烤箱了 into the oven instead
她被活活燒死 痛苦萬分 where she was burned alive writhing in agony
孩子們 你們說那是什麼感覺 Now, boys and girls what do you think that feels like
招快遞員 COURIER WANTED
歡迎收看本節目 Welcome to the show
美國境內的巫醫 Voodoo witch doctor in the United States-
是真的存在呢 Do they really exist,
或者全是人們的以訛傳訛 or is this just tabloid hooey
請打電話來發表您的見解 We'd love you to callin with your comments
午飯後我們再試一次 After lunch, we'll try again
是的 母親 Yes, Mother
我們會找到錢的 We'll find the money.
現在有我們有這個小小的愛巢 Meanwhile, we have this little nest
安靜而舒適 quiet and cozy
那討厭的一家人也被趕走了 without that dreadful family
是的 母親 Yes, Mother
你聲稱你的兒子被巫醫洗腦了 you claimed your son was brainwashed by voodoo witch doctor
被強迫去招募更多的人 and forced to recruit others
讓我們接通電話 Let's take a call
你好 沙莉 Hello, Sally
亞當斯先生 請不要打來了 Mr. Addams, please stop calling
我們不知道他們在哪兒聚會的 We do not know where they meet
再接通別的電話 Let's take another call
葛米茲 我們出去兜兜風吧 全家人一起 Gomez, why don't we go for a drive. whole family
兜風 A drive
還有吉列根小姐? And miss Gilligan
晚飯要再等一會兒 Dinner's going to be late
好了 小孩 來 Here, boy. Here, boy
高丹 Gordon
我想跟法斯特說話 I would like to speak with Fester, please
你是個絕望的女人 You're a desperate woman
為貪婪和怨恨所侵蝕 consumed by greed and bitterness
我們本來可以做朋友的 We could have been such friends
高丹 開始吧 但是 母親... Gordon lets get started But, Mother-
別拖延時間了 Stop stalling
我沒拖延時間 你也別煩我 I am not stalling and stop badgering me
寶藏 亞當斯夫人 說說你的想法 the vault Mrs Addams. Any thoughts
無可奉告 None whatsoever
塔里 你來 更緊一點 Tully, take over. Tighten it
但我折磨人時會反胃 快點 I got this stomach thing when I torture people. Do it
再來 Again
更緊 Tighter
你之前做過的 You've done this before
是誰 Who is it
錢一直付到週四了 We're paid through Thursday
莫... 莫提莎 Mor-Morticia
莫提莎 Morticia..
莫提莎怎麼了 Morticia what
慢點 Slow down
你結巴的時候我聽不懂你在說啥 It's terrible when you stutter
莫提莎 Morticia..
有... in..
危險 句號 danger. Stop
去救她... Send help..
馬上 句號 at once. Stop
不行 You can't
不能用燒紅的鐵棍啊 Not with red-hot pokers
會發出臭味嗎 Is this gonna smell
塔里•阿爾弗特 Tully Alford-
吹牛 charlatan.
飯桶 deadbeat
寄生蟲 parasite
葛米茲多喜歡你 How Gomez adored you
還遠遠不夠 Well, not enough
莫提莎 拜託 Morticia Please
還有 親愛的法斯特 And, dear Fester
你到底是誰 which is the real you-
是你要變成的讓人作嘔的 卑鄙的怪物 the loathsome, underhanded monster you've become
還是那個我們深愛的 or the loathsome underhanded monster
怪物? we came to love
別問我 Don't ask me
我知道你的感覺 法斯特 I know what you're feeling, Fester
高丹 Gordon
高丹 我有個主意 Gordon, I have a thought
靈光一閃 Just a notion, top of my head
告訴我你的想法 Tell me what you think
既然你和亞當斯夫人這麼親密 Since you and Mrs. Addams are so very close..
別客氣 be my guest
亞當斯 Addams
我的美人 Cara mia
我的浪子 Mon cher
親愛的 小心 Darling, take care
玩陰的 老不死的 看你還敢不敢 Dirty pool, old man. Never again
你刺我一刀 塔里 One for you, Tully
而現在... and now..
我刺你一刀 one for me.
葛米茲 我跟了你這麼多年 Gomez, I'm on retainer.
讓他起來 Let him up
對了 That's right
過來 亞當斯 Now get moving, Addams
帶他去地窖 Take him to the vault.
一小時以內不回來的話... and if you're not back in one hour..
我就弄死她 I displace her
提什 看到你這個樣子 Tish, seeing you like this
我欲火中燒 my blood boils
我也是 As does mine
痛苦之輪 This wheel of pain..
我們的輪子 Our wheel.
生活中沒有你 那才叫折磨 To live without you- only that would be torture
即使一天 A day alone-
那才稱得上死亡 only that would be death
快算了吧 Knock it off
地窖 亞當斯 現在 The vault, Addams, right now
母親 我們能不能... Mother can we...
行了 高丹 Can it, Gordon
別拖三拖四了 Stop dragging your feet
你讓我噁心 You disgust me
你就是個沒用的 流鼻涕的孩子 You're nothing but a useless, sniveling baby
一點忙也幫不上 a stone around my neck
當時就不應該撿你回來 I should have left you where I found you
別耍花樣 葛米茲 不是那本書 No tricks, Gomez That's the wrong book
讓我來 Allow me
愛琳颶風 橫空出世的噩夢 HURRICANE IRENE NIGHTMARE FROM ABOVE
演得好 老傢伙 Good show, old man
把書放下 高丹 Put that book down, Gordon
你不知道它能造成什麼後果 You don't know what it can do
那不僅僅是文學 It's not just literature
真的嗎 Oh, really
快點 親愛的 Quickly, darling
高丹 我是你的朋友 Gordon, I'm your friend
想想那些金幣 Think of the doubloons
那不是你的 塔里 They're not yours, Tully
退後 Back off
皮帶 熱撥火棍 Leather straps. Red-hot pokers.
別急哦 最親愛的 Later, my dearest.
別打開書 Keep the book closed
聽媽媽的話 Listen to Mother
我再也不聽你的了 I'll never listen to you
再也再也不聽了 never ever again
我對你嚴厲 是因為我在乎你 放下書 I had to be strict with yo because I cared. Put it down
你從沒真正愛過我 You never really loved me
法斯特 這邊 Fester, this way
別抱怨了 你個沒種的 做個男人 Stop whining, you littl good-for-nothing. Be a man
你是個壞母親 You were a terrible mother
我終於說出來了 There! I said it
平達•史勞茲 塔里•阿爾弗特 PINDER SOHLOSS TULLY ALFORD
他們死了嗎 Are they dead
這重要嗎 Does it matter
七個月後 SEVEN MONTHS LATER
不給糖就... Trick or-
我們來了 Here we come
帕斯裡 老傢伙 Pugsley, old man
看看你 Why, look at you
喜歡嗎 我能說什麼 How do you like it. What can I say
他會傷老多少女的心的 He's gonna break hearts
不給糖就搗亂 Trick or treat
你好 瑪格麗特 它表兄 Hello, Margaret, Cousin It
我都不認識你了 I almost didn't recognize you
他帥吧 Isn't he handsome
大家都問他的衣服從哪兒買的 Everyone keeps asking where he bought his costume
帽子真漂亮 It is a wonderful hat
你呢 寶貝 你的服裝呢 What are you, darling. Where's your costume
這就是我的服裝 This is my costume
我是變態殺人狂 他們和常人無異 I'm a homicidal maniac. They look just like everyone else.
真高興今晚能跟家人一起度過 I'm so glad I can spend this night with my family
現在我的記憶恢復了 now that I've got my memory back
多謝那道閃電 Thank God for that lightning
把你的頭腦理清了 Knocked some sense into you
你記起來了 老傢伙 You remember, old man
平達•史勞茲醫生在25年前確實在 Dr. Pinder-Schlos really did find Fester
一個金槍魚帳篷裡發現了 tangled in a tuna net 25 years ago
失憶的法斯特 with amnesia
確實是在百慕大三角洲 From the Bermuda Triangle
這是真的 How true
更奇怪的事情也發生過 Stranger things have happened
好了 法斯特叔叔 Please, Uncle Fester
帕斯裡 Pugsley
就畫像這一會兒 For the picture
好了 大傢伙兒 All right, everybody
玩遊戲了 time for a game
玩什麼呢 What shall it be
搶蘋果 Bobbing for apples
猜字謎 Charades
當然了 喚醒死人 Of course. Wake the dead
喚醒死人 Wake the dead
去墳地 Out to the cemetery
快來 大傢伙 Come on everyone!
我之前可沒玩過 怎麼玩呢? I've never played this before. How does it go?
帶鏟子了嗎 Did you bring a shovel
法斯特叔叔 和我一組好不好 不 跟我一起 Uncle Fester, will you be on my team? No. Mine
我們從頭開始 We'll give you a head start-
3個頭骨和1個盆骨 three skulls and a pelvis
我的親兄弟 My own dear brother
來 Come on
我們會趕上的 We'll catch up
叫醒死人 Wake the dead
阿特拉斯叔叔 起來 Uncle Atlas, wake up
快起來啊 拉巴吉亞阿姨 Come on, Aunt LaBorgia
起來 wake up
不 孩子們 要挖下去 No, children You have to dig
一半的樂趣都在挖裡呢 That's half the fun
提什 我們還能要求什麼呢 Oh, Tish what more could we ask
葛米茲 Gomez..
我的美人 是真的嗎 Cara mia, is it true
是的 我的愛人 Oui... mon amour
起來了 亞當斯爺爺 Wake up, Grandpa Addams
萬聖節到了 It's Halloween
孩子們 看 Children, look
拉維尼亞姑姥姥 Great-aunt Lavinia
她是被自己的孩子把頭砍掉的 She was beheaded by her own children
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